Sat 5 Sep 2009
Restaurant Review: Rebel restaurateur at Portofino a hit!
Posted by Chris von Ulmenstein under Cape Town, Chris von Ulmenstein, Restaurant news, Whale Cottage Portfolio
A week ago I heard about Portofino opening in the ex-Showroom space at a dinner party, and all I could find out was that an unknown Irish 30-something, with no previous restaurant experience, by the name of Cormac Keane, was opening the restaurant. I googled his name, and there were no entries for him. I bumped into Vaughn Johnson, and he told me that he is doing Portofino’s winelist. The opening date was vague, being sometime this week.
On Thursday evening I drove by, coming from a concert close by, at 10 pm. The security guard assured me that the restaurant was open. I went in, unsure if it had indeed opened, and whether I would be welcomed at that time of night. The door was opened by Keane himself, and I received a most hearty welcome. He was intrigued about what I had heard about him, and sat down to chat, sharing some of his story with me. I noticed his red sneakers immediately and told him that they reminded me of David Kramer’s red velskoens, but he had not heard of Kramer. The shoes stand out in the otherwise white interior.
Whilst Keane has had an interior decorator attend to his restaurant, few changes are visible. The ghost chairs of The Showroom are still there, giving the restaurant a familiarity if one has been there before. White curtains separate the restaurant from the luxury car showroom next door, and help to protect oneself against its bright light. Noticeably, the counter is uncluttered, relative to its predecessor, and the chef, Stephen Kruger, previously working alongside Richard Carstens, is very clearly to be seen and willing to assist customers.
Keane grew up in Ireland, with a teacher father and principal mother, but says he was not a good scholar, and never wrote any exams. He did not do anything after finishing school, except fly around the world with a friend in that person’s private jet, partying for three years all over the world. Despite his lifestyle he did not have a cent to his name, he says. Returning to London, he was headhunted to become the social secretary of Oleg Deripaska, a close personal friend of Putin, Russia’s richest man, and 9th on the Forbes international billionaire’s list, with a worth of $ 40 billion prior to the credit crunch, created mainly from aluminium. Keane worked for him for a year, and rubbed shoulders with Silvio Berlusconi, Tony Blair, Putin and Roman Abramovich. A six-month stint working for an American hedge fund investor living in London followed. In this time he discovered Cape Town, and came to Cape Town regularly.
No matter how little money he had, Keane has never cooked food for himself, and has been eating out since he was 17, he says. “I have never cooked a meal in my life, and I have no fridge, and no ‘cooker’ in my home”, he says with pride. This has made him an astute restaurant-goer, who knows what he wants, and is not afraid to ask for it, and to express his dissatisfaction, having been thrown out of restaurants as a result.
His view on other local restaurants is interesting, and he has a few favourites - Bizerca is his top favourite, but he also rates the Foodbarn, Manna, and Table 13. He does not like La Colombe.
Opening a restaurant is something Keane feels he can do well. He is hands-on, changing a table cloth, welcoming guests arriving even later (the ambassador to the United Nations, who lives in the apartment block above the restaurant). He put the menu together himself, buying the best Italian cookbooks in London, and choosing recipes that he likes for his menu.
The prices are reasonable, with starters ranging from R 40 - R 85, pasta dishes at R 50 - R 85, mains mainly costing R 105, and desserts at R 40 each.
Generously Keane offers me a glass of Bruce’s Merlot, which is still in the restaurant. He is selling off the old Showroom wine stock, so that he can bring in new wines, as per Vaughn Johnson’s recommendation. He has the staff bring a platter of dessert samplers, including a pure pannacotta, a mint pannacotta, a delicious Lindt chocolate mousse cake, and an unusual tiramisu. The honey and mustard pork fillet is tasty, and I particularly liked the pumpkin and potato mash and green beans.
Portofino is Cormac Keane, and he is a most amusing host. He is who he is - cross him in his own space, and you stand the chance of being thrown out. Should he not be there, it may not be the same experience. He is irreverent, and a rebel, and has the confidence to believe in his new project and in himself, and to not have to compromise on what he is and what he wants from his staff and his clients. He feels like a friend already, something one does not experience in restaurants easily.
I felt at home at Portofino, and will definitely go back.
Portofino menu
Antipasti
Bruschetta x 3 – fresh tomato and basil, griddled courgettes and mint, chicken livers R55
Antipasti plate (for 2) – chilli salt squid, marinated vegetable rolls, Parma ham, salami, olives R85
Beef carpaccio – watercress, parmesan shavings, olive oil and lemon R 60
Melanzane all parmigiana – layers of griddled aubergine, mozzarella tomato, basil R45
Tuscan minestrone soup R45
Orange, almond, parmesan and goats cheese salad with lemon dressing R 45
Seasonal salad R 40
Pumpkin, goats cheese and pumpkin seeds salad with honey mustard dressing R 45
Pasta
Risotto of the day R75
Warm risone with pancetta, peas, asparagus, porcini mushrooms with truffle infusion R70
Fresh gnocchi of the day R60
Lasagna alla Bolognese R70
Spaghetti Carbonara R65
Broccoli and anchovy pasta R65
Penne Arrabbiata – fresh tomato and chilli R60
Butternut and ricotta ravioli with pine nut butter R55
Tagliatelle with fresh mussels R85
Mains
Veal parcel filled with pesto and buffalo mozzarella and ricotta and butternut stuffed ravioli R 105
Grilled fish of the day R105
Honey and mustard pork fillet – pumpkin and potato mash, green beans R 90
Lamb cutlets with rosemary jus – cannellini bean puree, vegetables R 105
Grilled baby chicken marinated in olive oil, garlic and chilli with baby pesto potatoes R 105
Desserts
Pistachio andalmond cake with yoghurt and honey sorbet and mint pannacotta
Homemade lemon tart with lemon ice cream
Ricotta and honey tart
Lindt Nemesis cake with honeycomb ice cream
Portofino Tiramisu
Selection of ice creams or sorbets
R40
Portofino Bar & Restaurant
Harbour Edge, 10 Hospital Street, Green Point
tel : 021 418 4500
info@portofinoct.co.za
POSTSCRIPT: Portofino closed its doors on 10 April 2010.
Chris von Ulmenstein, Whale Cottage Portfolio: www.whalecottage.com



September 21st, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Food reasonable but not anything special. Deserts ok. Manager a little annoying. Not sure this fad restuarant will last. Let’s see in a few months.
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
“John” when did you eat at the restaurant, time, date ? I will check what you had and be happy to refund you.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:09 pm
John, thank you for sharing your view about Portofino. I am intrigued about your comment, as it contradicts all the rave reviews the restaurant has received in the past 3 weeks. Can you expand on what disappointed you?
October 11th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I didnt really enjoy the eastern european feel (and bellydancers were a bit inappropriate!). However, the honey/mustard pork fillet was rather delicious
October 12th, 2009 at 2:14 am
We are aware of an internet campaign initiated by Seth Rotherham, who has not been to Portofino, which is aimed at discrediting the restaurant. We have decided to not feature any comments that relate to this campaign, as they are freely available elsewhere. It appears that the matter between Portofino and the prospective client will be resolved shortly.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:06 am
guys,
acting like a bit of a plonker is required in cape town….but you have to know where to draw the line….
good luck with the online dance with 2oceansvibe…its going to get spicy.
j
October 12th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Indeed it has, I spoke to Andrew on Friday before the email was published online (although the email was ping ponging around town)
he graciously accepted my offer to come for dinner and will be coming this week. Andrew understands that there was no intention to offend him.
October 12th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I have to say, I am intrigued and excited to have a lunch or perhaps dinner at Portofino. I have heard enticing things about the place and the staff and most importantly the food and look forward to experiencing it myself…As much as I enjoy 2Oceans…the blog with the correspondence to and from Cormac and Andrew did little to put me off…and I’m sure others feel the same, then again Cape Town is full of Sheep…
October 12th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I for one wish you luck Cormac! Although I have yet to pop around I’m sure Portofino will be a massive hit. See you soon!
October 13th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Hi Justin, thanks for your comment. I have seen tapdancing at Portofino, but not bellydancing! Is this comment possibly meant for the Bombay Bicycle Club?
October 13th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Cormac Keane. South Africa’s answer to Gordon Ramsey?
October 14th, 2009 at 1:04 am
Sorry Justin, the last question was meant for Mike, and not for you.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:47 am
Cormac was always a model student at school, polite and courteous to a fault.
When he worked in the sweet shop he refused to serve cure heads, people in white socks & Chappy, I guess he has been refining his quality control ever since.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Cormac,
Do your thing! It’s your restaurant run it as you see fit - The “customer is always right!” attitude is well catered for in other establishments so let them go elsewhere! Keep your place pure for the brave adventurous clients. Those that will appreciate your stamp of perfection!!!
If I ever find myself in Cape Town I will beat a path to your door.
Good luck from Moscow!
Daniel Mc Laughlin